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After Georgetown’s drubbing of Villanova yesterday in the Big East Tournament quarterfinals, the other top seeds all decided to lose rather than face the wrath of the mighty Hoyas. This is an understandable reaction, and I thank Louisville, Notre Dame, and Connecticut for recognizing the inevitable.
As for tonight, we continue the “We Beat You Fair and Square” tour against the West Virginia
Gap-Toothed Hillbillies Mountaineers. I’m sorry fellas, but it was a block and not a goaltend, and you’ll be lucky to stay as close to us tonight.
Hearing about the career-ending prostitution scandal that’s currently bringing down the governor of my home state, all I can think about is how a guy named Spitzer in a sex scandal is going to make for some great pub trivia team names tonight.
I think this says a lot about me, for better or worse.