A reading from the 1st Letter of John to PUMA

Dear Conflucians, Texas Darlin, half of Corrente, Alegre, Anglachel, No Quarter, Tennessee Guerilla Women, and all other PUMAniacs* out there:

The following will be on your ballot for President in November:

  • John McCain
  • Barack Obama

The following will not be on your ballot for President in November:

  • Fuck the DNC

You are operating under the assumption that a vote for John McCain is a vote to fuck the DNC.  Sadly, this is not the case.   A vote for John McCain is a vote for John McCain.

I hope this clarifies things.  No need to thank me.

*PUMA, of course, stands for “People United for a McCain Administration”
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